Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
someone owes me an orgasm
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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