Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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