well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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