But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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