FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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