Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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