Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
MIDGETS
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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