call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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