I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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