there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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