At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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