I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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