Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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