Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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