She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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