Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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