He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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