Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
The power of my boobs compel you
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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