yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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