the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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