And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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