His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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