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(318): View more from Louisiana

I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.

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(231): View more from Michigan

Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Turn on the Discovery Channel

(586): View more from Michigan

Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting

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(701): View more from North Dakota

There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.

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