My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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