told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Randomize
