I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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