That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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