brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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