apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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