I want to make a zoo with you.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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