Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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