I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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