are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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