She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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