i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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