gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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