is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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