Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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