oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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