i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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