We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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