Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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