you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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