god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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