what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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