the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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