listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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