3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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