New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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