Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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