the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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