brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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