How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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