You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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