We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Randomize
